From: Peter Schmidt Date: Thu Feb 27, 2003 11:51:59 PM US/Central To: lcc_news@thelcc.net Subject: [lcc_news] i'm tardy. don't tell my mommy! sweetness, i am unusually late with my show reminder. forgive me. i'm not normally like this. most of the time i'm really, really together. ya know, maybe it was the ice or maybe it was american idol but i fucked up and forgot to send you an email. shit! anyways... LCC plays at the Wreck Room Friday night (that's tomorrow, tonight, yesterday or last week depending on when you read this) w/ Pleasant Grove and The Theater Fire. http://www.wreckroomfw.com we got the middle slot but you should be there all night long girlfriend! right? so i'm sorry to be springing this on you at the last minute but honestly there's nothing else going on anyways. i checked. i feel so confident that we are the best thing going friday night that i'm gonna list everything else that's happening. you could go see "piano man" Billy Joel and Elton "I haven't written a decent song since Benny and the Jets" John at the American Airlines Center. like i say, you could but it's SOLD OUT! tough shit. what about nasty southern rapper Ludacris at the Bronco Bowl? not this time smartie pants the show's been CANCELLED! boo yah! (sp?) Willie Nelson at the Gypsy Tea Room. this one gets my personal recommendation and i would tell ya to go see willie over LCC any day of week...if it weren't already SOLD OUT! in your face asshole. Dick's Last Resort in the West End is having a "Kiss My Butt" party. sounds like fun. i hear they've got jimmy buffet on the jukebox. finally...Daily Show correspondent Ed Helms will be performing friday night. hey...guess what? his show is at TCU in Ft. Worth and it starts at 8:30 pm. you can come see us afterward since you'll already be in the neighborhood. looks like i'll be seeing YOU at the Wreck Room. don't forget to say hi. ***************************************** to make up for my for my tardiness i found you a couple of jokes from the "Science Jokes" web page. here's the first one: Two electrons are sitting on a bench in the park. Another electron comes walking by and says:"Hi there, can I come sit with you?", to which the electrons reply:"Don't be ridiculous, we aren't Bosons." yeah, i liked it too! alright, here's a math joke that cracked my ass up: Theorem: 1 is the smallest positive number Proof: Let the smallest postive number be called x. x squared is also positive, therefore x^2 >= x We can divide both sides by the positive number x therefore x >= 1 get it? x >= 1! ***************************************** hey! who's gonna take me the Supergrass show? and by "take" i mean buy me a ticket and not get mad when i act like i don't know you at the show. love, peter --------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe, e-mail: lcc_news-unsubscribe@thelcc.net For additional commands, e-mail: lcc_news-help@thelcc.net